1-2 mayweather

*Punches Ossian in the dick*
Ossian: What the fuck!
Me: Full Send.

Friend: I had to use the 3-4 Mcgregor on him.
Me: Bitch ass, the 1-2 Mayweather is clearly more surperior.

by 1-2 Mayweather January 26, 2018

1/2 Henry

1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry

Man..can you hook me up with a half a henry..I dont get paid 'till Friday.

by Captain Can August 9, 2004

68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

by Traphouse/everything January 30, 2015

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018

The 1-2 Switcheroo

A euphemism for masturbation

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo

by BabRabbits August 29, 2018

the 1 2 salute

Two men the man giving "The 1 2 Salute" would stand behind the recipient *Mostly another male* giving the saluting motion with two fingers then proceeding to swiftly insert the index and middle finger the rectum then capping it of by yelling "Sir Yes Sir"

Jamie gave Steven the 1 2 Salute. it was smelly.

by Steven Chisholm July 18, 2007

gay and 1/2

when something is beyond gay..

that's not just gay, thats beyond gay..
that's gay and 1/2!

by psychocrazymandi August 17, 2006