Tom

The name alone makes people 10km around shriek in excitement. Tom brings joy to all especially his girlfriend by being so damn awesome. Most frequently found in KD.

'i dream of tom nightly'
'hey you were so tom last night' 'nah way, im not nearly in the tom league'

by ihearttom February 24, 2010

Tom

A person who is funny, sexy, amazing, awesome at guitar, loves pot noodle, has lots of great friends loves ketamine and is a crazy motherfucker. tscs ftw

Have you seen T..'' - ''Im here!'' - ''i wish i was you, tom

by Mr Kroeger November 6, 2010

Tom

Tom is the sexyiest beast around, he slays all the ladies, and then enlightens them with the most amazing positions in bed....

"Wow that guy is such a Tom, last night was an experience of a lifetime...." *orgasms*

by Pussy-peter May 7, 2015

Tom

An old slang term for a lesbian

"Don't bother flirting, they're a couple of toms."

by Ailith August 19, 2007

Tom

Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

The floor needs sweeping.

Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

Tom

a flattering discritpion given to a person, referencing ''Tom'', the guy described below.

Arguably the sole inspiration for pratically everything that is Awesome in this world.
The global ruler of tomorrow.
that guy that wears a dinner jacket to school sometimes. The Sworn Enemy of ''The Game''.
The Immovable Object to Chuck Noriss's Irresistable Force
And a Damn Funny Chappie, too!

Gent 1: did you hear what fred said yesterday?

Gent 2: yeah, that was funny shit!! he is such a tom!!!

by thedoctor098 January 4, 2010

Tom

American Hero.

If you need to be rescued, call on Tom

by Stichbear February 5, 2010