David

A David is god. Davids are usually smart, sexy, and kick and Thomas or Alex's ass. Davids usually have extremely large cocks.

Damn that pornstar is such David.
Here comes "The David". Hes my God.

by David Adomyian February 10, 2009

David

Extremely amazing and hilarious
will always keep you laughing
plays musical instruments
is a total pineapple *pineapple = blonde on the inside, brown on the outside*
Is also a gangsta with an amazing singing voice
David's usually dont know their singing talent and therefore wont sing to anyone

"Dude, ur such a David"
"I dont know if thats an insult or not"

by pineapples_are_cool May 2, 2009

David

He is a hot, fantastic, caring, cute, silly, trusting, considerate, sweet, tender, gentle, faithful, true, loving man. He is mine, my lover, and my forever. Just in case you were wondering, he is the true definition of a man.

"Whoah, David is hot!"
"David is mine for forever"

by Dreamcometrue October 15, 2012

David

A fucking nerd lmao

David, stop playing Minecraft!

by Colin H. Davis October 27, 2017

David

An atractive, sweet, cool , funny guys that I love

look at that david hes so hot

by kep111111111111100000000001 June 29, 2010

david

a man who sucks cock and rubs his ass cheeks on wooden poles and put vaseline on their nipples and say ooh daddy pooh

david do you wanna suck cock and rub my ass cheeks on a wooden pole and put vaseline on my nips and call me daddy pooh

by Lissy321 December 7, 2019

the David

an Asian hairstyle, much like the mullet. often featuring highlights of unnatural colors, extra long tails, and may be accompanied by a poor fashion sense.

Omigod! I can't believe that old man is rocking the David.

by Di S. May 31, 2007