jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Tam Jort

a stupid ahh crackka that ain't know shit

that brutha is a tam jort

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.

Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021