Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.

Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?

by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021

Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog

Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤

by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019

to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.

"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024