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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
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Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head
Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.
by anonymous April 22, 2025
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Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!
by Cock andballs November 28, 2022
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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025
mugGet the Brown Wrecking Ballmug.

toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
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