love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 18, 2017

turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.

My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.

by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023

Love

Fuck love ! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “LOVE” ! YOUR JUST BORED HUMANS WAKE UP! HEHEHHEH

No love

by Am gay hehehheheheh September 28, 2021

Love

What is love, you ask? Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.

Guy: What is Love?
Other Guy: Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.

by JerryBoii June 16, 2023

Country Loving

Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.

gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right

by Dr. Cletus August 17, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Loves Tasting My Own Papules<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Loves Tasting My Own Papules<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Love dice

Noun (slang)

Testicles.

Janie and Josh got together last night and she rolled his love dice

by TyFighterInterceptor November 18, 2010