Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Ball

Noun - used to describe a girl you are talking to in a more than friends way but not in a relationship with. The person is typically highly contested for. The term "my ball" has been popularised by content creator and rapper DDG when referring to India Love, another popular social media personality. When saying "my ball" the user of the term is referring to sport and their "possession" of the woman in question.

"yo bro that's my ball" "bro my ball being dribbled by another guy right now" "that's my ball there back off bro"

by refthat'sourball June 12, 2025

Tossin' Ball

When a person with balls acts sexually promiscuous.

Is this a dog park? Cause this guy is tossin' balls.

by pandanurse June 13, 2025

balled

Can be used to describe "You got knocked out" or "You got killed"

This nigga got balled

by burd87 April 2, 2024

give me them balls

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Keegan C. Ball

Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.

Person 1: Keegan C. Ball just stole my bitch
Person 2: Are you surprised?
Person 1: no.

by MrMeseek April 7, 2024