Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 13, 2024

Bumfizzle me caliwargle

An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers”
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already

Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER

by Boggle Nilsson May 12, 2022

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 03, 2011

chopa me polla

suck my dick

chopa me polla alex

by rickrolling February 10, 2023

pulled a sophia on me

When someone(a girl in particular) thinks it's a good idea to postpone and postpone a certain meeting or event. "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. 2 weeks later: "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. It could be any girl name. But the name Sophia just fits the stereotype best because :
Sophia means "wisdom" in Greek....

Bro that girl just pulled a sophia on me
Bro why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days

by debil12 September 28, 2022

hand me down pussy

Bored out; stretched, no snap-back vagina.

When she opened her legs, you could clearly see hand me down pussy. Pre gapped with hanging lips.

by 0513197810071973 August 11, 2022