ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 11, 2020

Balls on

A nice set of testicles being placed or smack or layed or dropped on someone something somewhere

I had to drop my balls on her home girl last night she got turned on so I fucked them both

by Miao tai chi February 05, 2022

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 26, 2021

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.

person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls

by Axoorik September 09, 2021

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.

Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls

by Axoorik September 10, 2021