lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

opsgenie love

When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.

When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love

by bkapomatic April 1, 2021

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.

Amia: What term did you learn?

Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.

Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.

by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025

elaine loves dean

she really does

i can assure you that elaine loves dean

by elaine loves dean August 24, 2022

moon lovely

I love you

Isn’t the moon lovely??

by Lknn gcVhougts3xvv March 16, 2022

Lovely drop

A phrase commonly used to describe a favourable alcoholic beverage. The phrase was in fact invented by the GAYS to describe the lovely taste of their gay love buddy's cum cum. Its also commonly used by people called steven (potentially showing they are queer)

Corr that chateuaxneuf du pape is a lovely drop

by Fear4valhalla April 7, 2023

Love

Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

Boy: What is love?
Wise Elder: Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

by mr_candyman July 3, 2018