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Spider Man Bang

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web
Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her
by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008
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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.
by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015
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i am iron man

what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.
"i am inevitable."

"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*
by @8HARGREEVES on twitter April 28, 2019
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Board man gets paid

The most viscous taunt you can give an opponent while rebounding a basketball. It refers to the board man (rebounder) being rewarded (gets paid) for his ball fetching efforts. The phrase will surely strike fear in the opposing team. Can also be applied to other events in life when somebody is owning another person or people.
The Claw grabbed a rebound and quietly uttered "board man gets paid." The other team subsequently forfeited the game.
by sharkster June 12, 2019
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man bear dick

Wen you cut your gfls vagina hair while laying upside down and put glue on your penis. Making your penis a man bear dick.
OMG Martha stewart would make the greatest man bear dick.
by zak dude July 6, 2007
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Man hater

A smart female who is finally sick and tired of men's bullshit and lies.
Ariel aka Faith is now a man hater after all the bs every man in her life has put her through.
by ARIEL Tha Stripper October 25, 2020
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good job dave man

a cocky, sarcastic way of saying good job to anyone in an online forum...mainly the bodybuilding.com MISC section.

It can be said to anyone, no matter if there actual name is Dave or not!
WSsicks- i failed my LSAT test today :(
ironmike9110- good job dave man! 5 star thread would read again!
by ironmike9110 June 21, 2007
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