Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

High School

Contrary to my previous definition of high school, it is hell!

I've changed my mind, high school is hell

by UltimateDoge December 26, 2022

High life

The life of luxury and wealth as depicted in movies, commercials, or magazines

Guy 1: This guy be living the high life
Guy 2: Man, I want some of that high life right now

by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

by G0renight August 12, 2018

High Ground

Meaning ultimate god status, and don’t try it.

It’s over Anakin, I have the High Ground

by Ben Kenobu November 9, 2020

East hardy high school

A school that is one one the top public schools in West Virginia. Gets the worst funding for a school that prides it’s self on academics and sports, even though they are good in both areas . Got lots of yeeyees who run over their friends.

East hardy high school really does focus on academics as well as have great sport teams.

by WVSSAC October 22, 2019

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021