An athlete, coach, or sports fan who is solely concerned with happenings on the field and doesnt concern themselves with other distractions.
by TheCodester February 9, 2025

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022

by Bootylicker75 January 10, 2024

A woman who is into dominatrix, cock and ball torture or anything related to the torture of the male genitalia.
by BCODEDEF September 16, 2023

by R balls October 21, 2018

The act of standing up, spreading your thighs and attempting to swing your sweaty, sticky balls, onto your thighs.
After I got done working out I was bored so I played a game of stick ball and got the right on for three minutes!
by OrangeJoseph March 5, 2019

A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
