Vegan

Nicer word for can’t hunt can’t fish can’t mind own business

Vegan : I’ll order a salad

You : I’ll have the steak

Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan

by Missmoomoomoo July 6, 2019

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las vegas slot machine

feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!

Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.

by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008

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r/vegan

Literally r/athiesm, but it's about vegan.

r/vegan user: I was socially exiled after spending hours telling everyone whos not vegan(literally hitlers!!!) I'm a vegan
Rationale user: Good.

by s8023js0339s November 30, 2021

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Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.

Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.

Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*

by LosVeggas November 14, 2011

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vegan steakhouse

Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.

Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.

Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.

by Anachronos June 11, 2014

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