cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 08, 2016
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 08, 2016
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class-tool

Dumbass/prick/self-conceited &/or all of the above in the usual sense of the term tool: Used to describe someone stupid/arrogant or just someone with a fetish for kissing ass/suking off someone's ego...

Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.
class tools are all are literally just your basic run of the mill idiots that you would be forced to be in contact with; much to your golden years of discontent... & vice-versa for them. You would be in their general vicinity on the bus to school, class, college anytime not in class etc.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.
by Sex-Slavematron J64290 February 18, 2014
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Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.
So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool
by joekr December 06, 2012
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Oh tool

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!
by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020
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Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(
Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
by Gardening_Tool October 04, 2018
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Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.
mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "
by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010
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