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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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Tool

Tool- I know the pieces fit

Look it up on YouTube
by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018
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park tool

All the retards that work at park tool
by Forumyoung June 15, 2022
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Tool Effect

When bands or artists only releases an album or songs in physical format. So whenever you want to listen to certain album or songs in your phone you have to A. Get the actuall copy of CD, rip the audio into your pc, and put into in your phone (or any music player you desire) B. Illegally download the songs or an album like a chump.

Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.
Ex 1. Fuck, I cant listen to One Ok Rock's Skyfall in Spotify because only released in physical format. That is a Tool Effect

Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect
by Kobop312 October 25, 2019
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
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tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.
Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.
by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014
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Tool

Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.
You're a tool.

" wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing "
" yeah , what a tool "
by ultimatepwr October 28, 2009
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