Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 26, 2022

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Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.

Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot

by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022

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An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.

Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"

by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018

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Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.

Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"

by ErikZona February 1, 2020

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Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

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Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

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