The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr
Girl: OMG I got a BF
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 16, 2023
by Leothefuqboi April 25, 2019
Giant Cock and Balls
by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021
The perfect couple they are absolutely GOALS. Riley is a gorgeous, kind, outgoing, smart, and I little awkward at times. She is loved by many but the only man who catches her eye is keegan. Keegan is the most sexy, nice, funny, caring, and loyal guy around. And I very lucky to have Riley by his side. They stick together through the ups and downs and would never do anything to hurt each other. They once started as best friends and then feel for each other's personalities. And now are the best couple ever!!
by Puppy love2017 August 17, 2017
Riley's biggest fan is Valen!
by Madeawillfuckingkillyou February 14, 2022
First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
by scissorhands1999 December 07, 2012