Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Thot Polish

A promiscuous female with chipped, or cracked nail polish.

Man I went out with this girl last night and she asked me to rub her feet, then she took off her shoes and there was Hammer Time and Thot Polish everywhere. I couldn't finish the date. I couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy on the movie Boomerang.

by Q Virtual Reality W March 31, 2020

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Polished diorite

Diorite but better a bit, nobody talks about granite though because its so bad.

I must say, this Polished diorite looks astonishing!

by Пепси человек November 14, 2020

Remove the polish

Getting the nails paint out...
Unless you mean the other one
I think you're Hitler

I am going to remove the polish!

- Adolf Hiter

by Reltih Floda (Read backwards) February 13, 2020

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020

Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.

Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.

by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020