Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.

"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."

by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017

ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.

I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.

by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024

Roller blinds

Blind people on rollerskates.

Beware of the roller blinds.

by Pou Nai Yu February 27, 2022

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc

J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON

by Yodleodles June 20, 2015

Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.

That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!

by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024

double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010