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bastard from the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.
by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009
mugGet the bastard from the bushmug.

little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.
The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
mugGet the little bastards of joymug.

Bastard break up

The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.
"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."
by Jikella February 13, 2010
mugGet the Bastard break upmug.

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves
that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk
by anon December 14, 2003
mugGet the chicken balled bastardmug.

Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.
Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!
by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011
mugGet the Man Candy Bastardmug.

frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard
by APR May 8, 2003
mugGet the frying pan bastardmug.

bastard neck

1.foreskin
2.A person who is an asshole.
My parents forgot to tell the doctor to
remove my bastard neck when I was born.
by kracr September 26, 2003
mugGet the bastard neckmug.

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