Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.

Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.

by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022

alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass October 23, 2015

Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.

Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning

by Smokeyfingers621 January 01, 2019

Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus

I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night

by RoastQueef August 04, 2024

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022

Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside

Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna

by Johnny Sins's son November 23, 2021

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

by Rionox March 02, 2023