Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
A "Ryder Boy" is a male who is minuscule and mouthwatering. He often hangs around thots, says he doesn't like them, however it's in fact clear he does. He also is obsessed with mainstream and popular clothing brands, going to the point where his belt, flip-flops, and even his pet's collar are designed by that brand. He tends to have a grudge for those who betray them, and tends to also be stubborn. He loves animals, and dislikes peanut butter. He's hard-working, but tends to procrastinate. He can be a very likable person. He loves to hang out with others, dance, and has many plans for his future.
by Godly Neologist July 29, 2017
by Duke Lougan October 04, 2010
Oh is James coming to the Christmas party?
- No, I got jingle boyed
or
I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me
- No, I got jingle boyed
or
I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me
by Daisy Louise Stower December 06, 2015
A man who is in the lowest rank of an organization/group and always doing chores for someone (especially a girl)
by Weiamoment March 26, 2018
“did you listen to that radical new talkshow boy song yesterday !? it was a total doozy !”
“how could i not!?! adrian is the king of testosterone, i’d be a fool not to listen.”
“how could i not!?! adrian is the king of testosterone, i’d be a fool not to listen.”
by ninja noob January 21, 2022