taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

coon taco

Derogatory word for a nigger that acts like a mexican. Also means a nigger pussy.

You damn nigger, stop acting like a coon taco.
Aye pedro “stop eating that coon taco.

by Kkk kill niggers November 30, 2017

Street tacos

Hookers

“Oh, let’s go get some of those STREET TACOS”

by Flawless1989 March 16, 2018

taco dust

When you've eaten tacos that are so seasoned and good that you fart and a little bit of red dust comes out with your fart.

Man those tacos had some awesome seasoning, I bet when I fart I'm going to make Taco dust.

by Keeping it real February 14, 2017

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

little taco

A kick ass nick name for your best friend that is 5 foot tall. A nick name that only the best of the best deserve. A name that belongs to the funniest, nicest, and the most bad ass operater that ever lived. A name that only a Cameron can have. -Matt

Hey little taco what's your mom making for dinner I might come over

by Jagaloon October 5, 2016