Summer Hoffman

Summer Hoffman is the most beautiful girl in the world everyone loves her and if they dont there jealous of her all of the guys want her

Dude1: bro look at how cute she is
Dude2: yeh cause shes summer hoffman

by Supernonymous ;) December 27, 2019

Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.

After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer has done recently

Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "profound..."

I hate summer day

by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024

gooey summers

On a hot summer day fiat a midget until it cums all over the floor.

Bro my room got so dirty when I performed a gooey summers on Joey.

by Ifistmidgets November 17, 2020

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

cute girl summer

cute girl summer is basically the opposite of hot girl summer. cute girl summer is when u have a significant other and arent looking for a new one .

emma: hey girl u gonna have a hot girl summer this year?
lora: hell no, ima have a cute girl summer with ben.

by applebeery. May 4, 2024

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by anonymous March 4, 2021