Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.
My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.
by LIZARDCHOPS January 26, 2018
The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
by BariBro1243 November 06, 2014
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
by illigalnavy October 05, 2015
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
by lemonfresh November 28, 2016
by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020
Does spider have puss puss?
by kellyjoans June 25, 2016
Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog
by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019