by king._.george October 14, 2020
someone who without permission breaks into houses in the middle of the night and people pay him cookies
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 22, 2020
by Grayisnotgay January 07, 2023
I hope this scars your childhood forever :)
A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
by Illunious January 07, 2019
The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."
by Taylor that hoe December 18, 2019