Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

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Puppy

The most cutest thing in the whole wide world 🥵

I own a puppy she is my world ❤️

by Theflashlover_24 December 4, 2019

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paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.

brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy

by PastorJames March 1, 2024

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puppy snack

a really hot and sexy person

your my little puppy snack~~

by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021

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hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs

Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"

by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

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