short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 08, 2019

12 pounds

Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.

She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.

Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

pounding brews with the boys

the act of drinking a lot of beers in one sitting with your squad

Guy1 " hey whats the move tonight? "
Guy2 "pounding brews with the boys?"
Guy1 "Fullsend"

by boolnDrew June 20, 2018

ground and pound

when the 5th year senior goes for the drunkest freshman at the function. she takes control and rides the shit out of him until his balls explode.

yo when i got the ground and pound from her, mia played with my balls during backshots.

by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 03, 2022

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 15, 2018

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 07, 2020