Piss rocks

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue

"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"

by beingdolans November 8, 2017

have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

piss mudhill

A muddy hill that is the result of excessive urination by partygoers, found usually in large gatherings where restroom availability is at a premium such as parades, outdoor concerts, etc.

I walked down the path to more level ground to take a leak, in order to avoid the piss mudhill at all costs.

by TheGillenium May 5, 2018

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 5, 2012