When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.
by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

by Pineapple Peter April 10, 2022

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.
Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

by Kahooker April 27, 2020

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
by danieldrake November 22, 2016

by HairyApples June 16, 2020
