by Neonnight July 07, 2018
Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.
-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome
by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021
Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
by Adam Howard July 24, 2005
a literal infant who has no clue what a good story is and sits on their moms phone all day and comments "it's not a meme it's lore" on every dumbass skibidi toilet video.
by the tender defender August 06, 2023
the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.
Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
by tree meister June 07, 2011
A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.
toilet bowl fart
toilet bowl fart
Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."
Dude #2: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Awesome."
by Court86 January 19, 2009
Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.
Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.
by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009