Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 23, 2019
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crab pic

abdominal picture
finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”
by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022
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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
by therocker345 March 16, 2010
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Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
by albeefo July 15, 2022
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Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
by Sketchymunk December 03, 2020
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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015
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Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
by Macintosh March 04, 2019
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