couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.

Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*

by firmgrasper February 9, 2014

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010