Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

flop bags

Tits that have been strechted and pulled on so much they resemble a shredded car tire.

That bitches tits are beyond flop bags.

by Seemandonationspeacilist March 18, 2016

Flop the Block

To cruise, or drive around the block aimlessly. Kind of like back roading, but in the city.

Hey Lyndsey, do you want to flop the block later tonight?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 06, 2020

Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

fresh flops

slang term for virgin penises

Mate those are some fresh flops

by stdcontraction666 August 29, 2020

Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker

‘I’m playing pro clubs’
‘FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’

by Spunk Jar July 05, 2021

Flop a duke

Needing to take a poop

Hurry home, I've got to flop a duke!

by Molly0305 November 13, 2016