good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

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Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

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Good Morning

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

by Krkič April 22, 2019

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the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

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Beautiful ugly morning face

When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.

Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.

I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.

by Truemers420 May 20, 2015

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