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minecraft

a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.
people who play minecraft should be gassed
by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020
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Minecraft

Person: I’m playing Minecraft!”
You: “Hey Philza made that game!
by LamebowLive October 19, 2021
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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a Popular Sandbox Game Developed by Markus Alexej Persson.
After it Became a Popular Game, Rip-Offs have been Made By various Game Companies.
Minecraft was Created in 2009.
by X — X April 18, 2022
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Mr minecraft

You use mr minecraft when someone's playing minecraft and has long hair or is a nerd
by Jackson was here November 16, 2020
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Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.
Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank
by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022
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Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.
I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.
by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018
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