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Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
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knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017
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Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman
That Pedo is a Lanky Knob
by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024
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Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.
When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”
by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021
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knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy
My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
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