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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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Kelly

An angel, plain and simple. She makes all my worries vanish. She is the one who has my heart and who has my soul. She is my best friend and my other half. She came into my life just when I needed her, and she has done so much for me. I've talked with her until three in the morning, have laughed with her, have cried with her. I can be myself around her, and she accepts me for who I am. She boosts my confidence and makes me feel amazing inside. My heart warms up whenever she crosses my mind, and when I'm with her I'm in heaven. She is the best soulmate I could have asked for, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. And, of course, she is my lovebug.
Kelly is the best person I could have asked for to be with me forever and ever. I love you, lovebug.
by sjd103102 November 22, 2021
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Kelly Mullinger

An amazing artist who manages to create beautiful artworks at the last minute.
I wish I could pull of a Kelly Mullinger.
by dfkldfhdifdh January 24, 2010
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Kellie Gray

To catfish someone who lives in your town our region that you know
Yeah they Kellie Grayed me but it's ok!
by Gopher Fin September 6, 2016
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Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.
Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020
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cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.
Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.
by Smoke22 November 18, 2015
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Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!
by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020
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