by inthecell123 September 17, 2019
Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 18, 2019
Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
Lauren Kelly is the love of my life❤️
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
by Chrisprill November 09, 2009
Music lover, music fan, lover of underground music, music festival documentarian. Underground band interview. Aspiring musician with Krypnotic Khaos. Koolest chick on the planet
by KKG45 July 01, 2022
the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024