Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020

Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.

What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.

by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021

Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”

1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022

jesse sesepasara

Ho ho ho jesse sesepasara/ jrizzy gongu your the softest mf i know

There once was a guy named Jesse sesepasara I seen him yanking off another man at lake Wilson witch was Alexander Uzumaki after that he killed Alexander Uzumaki and thats how he unlocked is trashingan

by 808butfucc November 23, 2021

jesse puljujärvi

Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers

Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey

by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021

Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!

"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."

by Migwelo April 22, 2020

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012