bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010

bag swag

when you bagged a male or a female last night and the carryover swag from it causes you to bag again the next evening and or through the whole weekend

nick took down that girl from the bar last night and said he drank ass, yeah he has the bag swag going on all weekend

by jt87 May 6, 2018

salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

by salmon bagger November 1, 2014

Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

shitty bag

to shit on someones balls

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag

by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015