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Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.
by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019
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80 hours a week

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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Feel heartbeat week

On May 20-31 it’s feel a heartbeat week feel as many heartbeats as you want
Yaw why did you feel my heartbeat she said oh it’s feel heartbeat week
by Whitekidoncrank May 18, 2019
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friday week

What a crazy ass woman named Ashley says when she means next Friday.
Ashley wants to know what you’re doing Friday week?
by Rdndnt July 22, 2021
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Backhand a normie week

Beat a furry week but in reverse. It begins November 29 and ends on November 5th!
Cmon everyone lets get ready for backhand a normie week uwu!!
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020
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