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hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024
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Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.
Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022
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Hairy Rainbow

A 69 involving 2 men who both have 90s porn staches
P1: Hey bro! Nice 90s porn stache
P2: you too! Wanna do a hairy rainbow?
P1: *unbuckles pants*
by dannygstewart June 29, 2018
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Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.
Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!
by Bearzuka September 18, 2020
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"
by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023
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Hairy Gibson

The act of strumming her thick pubic hair like a Gibson guitar
Dude she took off her panties and that bush was so thick I had to give her a hairy Gibson
by Rlakric September 9, 2023
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