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playing the hairy harmonica 

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
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the airy hairy 

When you get an aerosol can attach one of thoes tubes so that the air goes into hard to reach areas then stick it into a woman's vagina and spray it till they vagina fart. (repeat if necessary)
the airy hairy like everybody pretty much does this.

Big black among us sussy hairy balls 

Hey bob I like the taste of your big black among us sussy hairy balls

mata hairy

a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way
I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!
mata hairy by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

the hairy Houdini 

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.
Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
the hairy Houdini by Leontiev April 18, 2016

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

long and hairy 

a penis that is long and hairy
hey allison suck my long and hairy
long and hairy by Mac 1179 March 22, 2009