National Give Head Day

On November 16th, you must give or receive head from your boyfriend, girlfriend, or dog

Boyfriend: It’s November 16!
Girlfriend: Hands up pants down! It’s National Give Head Day!

by CraftyCat05 November 11, 2019

Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

by SGT Dude October 17, 2008

give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

/give @s command_block 1

gave one command block to steve.

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.

by ISSDefinitions August 11, 2021

give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it

Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?

by Slayer9898 September 5, 2016

give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt

(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)

by magecks October 20, 2008

I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

by Pocahotbooty April 25, 2014