Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

Friday Football

Football on a friday with no rules

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow

by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021

Football

The most Overrated sport ever

Yeah bro I play football I am so cool (not)

by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022