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Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodlemug.

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
mugGet the flat wipemug.

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.
by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022
mugGet the flat Champagnemug.

aesthetic flat closure

A type of surgery that is done to rebuild the shape of the chest wall after one or both breasts are removed. An aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
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After considering all of my reconstructive options, I decided that I didn't want implants or autologous reconstruction - I chose to get an aesthetic flat closure.
by flat activist April 29, 2022
mugGet the aesthetic flat closuremug.

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
mugGet the Flat Earthermug.

Flat

What ur GF is
Bruh, my girl is Flat
by Saucetoe June 17, 2020
mugGet the Flatmug.

flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.
Bro, this soccer game is so flat.
by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022
mugGet the flatmug.

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