Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.
"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"
"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
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"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat
by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011
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by Faithy-boi December 25, 2016
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Known for being obnoxious, annoying, and over all a dumbass. Also known for continually harassing both over and underage women. Suspected of becoming a child molester as he grows older...it is advised to just avoid this person at all times and always carry either mace or a concealed weapon.
That damn ethan kid won't shut the fuck up and i swear he keeps looking at my 8 year old sister with this obsessive, drooling look in his eye...wheres my gun i need to drop this hoe.
by Taj Badadlandaba August 15, 2010
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by wizardloaf101 June 23, 2016
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is gay. He also makes you feel like youre in the clouds. When youre with him he will be cute and youll him forever. i love you so much my ethan.
by mateahlover February 20, 2018
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