Jim Edward Cain

A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy

Did you see jim Edward Cain last night

by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period

She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

Edward

Edward, rooted from "wuard", or " ward", depending on which language you reference, means "protector" or "to protect". Very gentle and quiet, an edward would tend to be more sensitive and emotional, knowing the value of sharing and dealing with your feelings vs holding them in. An edward also tends to be non-confrontational. Not out of fear for himself and his safety, but more out of caution the lengths he will go to be victorious, seeing as some of the worst people go out of their way to trouble him. Like magnets with opposite poles, brought together wether they like it or not. And seeing as to how knowledgeable they are about feelings, they also make exceptional romantic partners, always thinking of their significant other and wanting to keep them happy. But be warned, dispite his openness to others emotions, he may sometimes find it difficult to deal his own internal affairs. Almost hipocritical to the advice he gives others. Its very hard to keep a conversation with him, but if you keep him talking you may find yourself in a deeply interesting verbal exchange.In conclusion an edward is someone you probably want to keep around, as a friend or otherwise. His knowledge of emotions mixed with his calm, quiet, non-confrontationalism make for someone who is very easy to feel comfortable around. :)

Whos that guy over there?
Oh thats Edward, he doesnt talk much but hes actually really nice

by Skedda88 November 24, 2021

Ryan Edwards

“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.

“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”

by Bigfardballer69 June 15, 2022

Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Benny's Edward Teller in Oppenheimer; like, from 'Good Time' to bomb time! Unique face, acting skills off the charts.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that intense guy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Benny Safdie as Edward Teller, dude! From 'Good Time' to 'Oppenheimer,' he's intense.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023