A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.
A: How did you get here?
B: Using my 0-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...
B: Using my 0-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...
by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007
Get the 0-wheel-drivemug. Faux-wheel drive, FWD, or F×4 ("faux by four") is a four-wheeled vehicle with a body shape that looks like it SHOULD be a Four Wheel Drive... However, it is simply a big, bulky vehicle that inevitably completely devoid of any power and is likely to get bogged at the drop of a hat.
Example 1: Toyota HiLux
Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'
Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'
Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'
Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'
Girl 1: 'Oh'
Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'
Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'
Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'
Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'
Girl 1: 'Oh'
by The-Phantom August 22, 2011
Get the Faux wheel drivemug. A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010
Get the cat driving a busmug. i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.
by snaveelyk July 19, 2011
Get the Swamp-ass drivemug. A insane yet controlled form of driving on public roads in varying degress of sobriety and inebriation. This driving style has developed over the past 4 years to include but is not limited to, compact cars, high performance sports cars, light duty pick-up trucks, medium duty trucks, tractor trailers, as well as street bikes and dirt bikes. DISCLAIMER!- This driving style is very dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone other than J. Black himself. It put's other peoples lives at risk!
Holy shit man you just took that 90 degree turn at 70 miles an hour, going back to your J. Black Driving style I see.
by J. Black December 13, 2007
Get the J. Black Driving mug. Traveling a long way to meet up with an internet person for a booty call, possibly as far as transcontinentally.
He's going all the way out to Tulsa to meet a girl from the internet. Let's see if he gets to drive the golden spike.
by Moe Cheezmo December 20, 2008
Get the drive the golden spikemug. The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
Get the Driving the truck to Jerseymug.